TO HELL WITH THE DEVILS!!! Twice in five months, they've given up 3-0 first period leads (they've had three) that ended in 4-3 regulation victories for the Panthers. OH NEW JERSEY WRENCHES I'M SO SORRY YOU SUCK SO BAD. Oh, wait. No, I'm not!
P.S. Let's all get together tonight for s'mores, tequila, and roasting effigies of Raffi Torres over the campfire while we watch the Flyers destroy the Penguins, yes? BURN IN HELL WITH THE DEVILS, DISGUSTING GINGER. (I still love Shane Doan and wish him everything wonderful in the world, but I will now have to hurl things if the Coyotes win this series. Sorry, bud.)